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Seneca — The Senator

Do you call these men idle — the ones who make careers out of their combs and mirrors? What about those who spend their entire lives writing songs, listening to music, and learning melodies? They twist their voices through pointless musical runs when nature meant voices to sound best when used simply and directly. Their fingers are always tapping out rhythms to whatever tune is stuck in their head. Even when they're called to handle serious or tragic matters, you can hear them humming under their breath. These people aren't truly at leisure. They're just busy with trivial things.

On the Shortness of Life, Section 12 49 of 87
What Matters Most Freedom & Control
Seneca — The Senator Original

Do you call these men idle, who make a business of the comb and looking-glass? what of those who devote their lives to composing, hearing, and learning songs, who twist their voices, intended by Nature to sound best and simplest when used straightforwardly, through all the turns of futile melodies: whose fingers are always beating time to some music on which they are inwardly meditating; who, when invited to serious and even sad business may be heard humming an air to themselves?—such people are not at leisure, but are busy about trifles.

On the Shortness of Life, Section 12 49 of 87
Seneca — The Senator

And what about those men who spend hours at the barber? They sit there while every hair that grew overnight gets plucked out by the roots. They hold serious debates about each individual hair. They carefully arrange their scattered locks and force the ones that fall backward onto their foreheads. How furious they get if the barber is a little careless — as if he were trimming an actual man! They work themselves into a rage if any part of their precious mane gets cut off. If some section isn't arranged perfectly. If their curls don't all lie in perfect order. Which of these men wouldn't rather see the government collapse than have his hair messed up? Who doesn't care more about how his head looks than his actual health? Who wouldn't choose fancy appearance over real honor?

On the Shortness of Life, Section 12 48 of 87
What Matters Most Human Nature
Seneca — The Senator Original

Why, do you call those men idle, who pass many hours at the barber's while the growth of the past night is being plucked out by the roots, holding councils over each several hair, while the scattered locks are arranged in order and those which fall back are forced forward on to the forehead? How angry they become if the shaver is a little careless, as though he were shearing a _man_! what a white heat they work themselves into if some of their mane is cut away, if some part of it is ill-arranged, if all their ringlets do not lie in regular order! who of them would not rather that the state were overthrown than that his hair should be ruffled? who does not care more for the appearance of his head than for his health? who would not prefer ornament to honour?

On the Shortness of Life, Section 12 48 of 87
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