So I won't follow most Stoics in saying that Epicurus teaches people to be criminals. But I will say this: his philosophy has a terrible reputation. And honestly? It doesn't deserve it. "But how can anyone know this unless they've studied it deeply?" The problem is how it looks from the outside. It gives people an excuse to indulge their worst impulses. It's like seeing a brave warrior dressed in women's clothes. His courage is real, his honor is intact, his body hasn't been disgraced — but he's holding a tambourine like some religious fanatic. If you're going to follow Epicurus, pick a better slogan for your school. Choose words that inspire people to be better. The sign hanging over your door right now was written by vice itself.
I will not, therefore, like most of our school, say that the sect of Epicurus is the teacher of crime, but what I say is: it is ill spoken of, it has a bad reputation, and yet it does not deserve it. "Who can know this without having been admitted to its inner mysteries?" Its very outside gives opportunity for scandal, and encourages men's baser desires: it is like a brave man dressed in a woman's gown: your chastity is assured, your manhood is safe, your body is submitted to nothing disgraceful, but your hand holds a drum (like a priest of Cybele). Choose, then, some honourable superscription for your school, some writing which shall in itself arouse the mind: that which at present stands over your door has been invented by the vices.