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Epictetus — The Slave

You do the same thing. One day you're an athlete. The next day you're a gladiator. Then a philosopher. Then a public speaker. But deep down, you're nothing. You're like a monkey that copies whatever it sees. You always want the next new thing. But once you get used to something, you don't want it anymore. You never think things through. You never fully explore what you're getting into or examine it carefully. You just jump in randomly with half-hearted interest. It's like people who hear a philosopher speak — someone like Euphrates, who is truly gifted — and suddenly they want to be philosophers too.

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Knowing Yourself What Matters Most
Epictetus — The Slave Original

So you also do: you are at one time a wrestler (athlete), then a gladiator, then a philosopher, then a rhetorician; but with your whole soul you are nothing: like the ape you imitate all that you see; and always one thing after another pleases you, but that which becomes familiar displeases you. For you have never undertaken anything after consideration, nor after having explored the whole matter and put it to a strict examination; but you have undertaken it at hazard and with a cold desire. Thus some persons having seen a philosopher and having heard one speak like Euphrates—and yet who can speak like him?—wish to be philosophers themselves.

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Epictetus — The Slave

You must follow strict rules. You must stick to a rigid diet. No fancy foods. You must exercise when you're told to — in the heat, in the cold. No cold water when you want it. No wine when it's available. You surrender yourself completely to your trainer, like you would to a doctor. Then in the actual competition, you'll get covered in sand. You might dislocate your hand or sprain your ankle. You'll swallow dust. You'll get whipped. After all this suffering, you might still lose. Think through all of this first. If you still want to do it after considering everything, then go train. If you don't think it through, you'll act like children who pretend to be wrestlers one minute, gladiators the next, then trumpet players, then actors — just because they saw something cool and got excited about it.

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Facing Hardship Knowing Yourself
Epictetus — The Slave Original

You must act according to rules, follow strict diet, abstain from delicacies, exercise yourself by compulsion at fixed times, in heat, in cold; drink no cold water, nor wine, when there is opportunity of drinking it. In a word, you must surrender yourself to the trainer, as you do to a physician. Next in the contest, you must be covered with sand, sometimes dislocate a hand, sprain an ankle, swallow a quantity of dust, be scourged with the whip; and after undergoing all this, you must sometimes be conquered. After reckoning all these things, if you have still an inclination, go to the athletic practice. If you do not reckon them, observe you will behave like children who at one time play as wrestlers, then as gladiators, then blow a trumpet, then act a tragedy, when they have seen and admired such things.

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